1. Somebody's son who was slow to develop, slow to get a start on life, slow to do everything in life.

Now his mama is tryna pawn him off on you because he's one of the "good" ones. No, he hasn't hurt any women yet, but that's mostly because he was stuck in the house being his mama's shadow. Usually tends to be insecure which may come off as abusive tendencies.

2. The ones who come on your post to tell you #notall, while simultaneously overlooking everything else that was said.

3. He has a bachelor's degree, a masters, doctorate, M.D., engineering degree, law degree... an associate; heck, he just passed his two week on the job training and received an on the job completion certificate. He will never stop telling you how much of a catch he is. He believes his degree exempt him from doing manly shit in the relationship aside from fucking. Usually is quick to step out; after all he’s “such a catch.”

4. Has a good paying job... for now.

5. The ones you aren't interested in (for whatever reason) who can't handle rejection. Because you bruised his male ego, you will find yourself being insulted. He will wonder why you only want to date the “bad guys” instead of a foul-mouth, entitled fuck like him. Will usually go to social media to bitch about it.

6. Came from a two parent household, which he believes automatically makes him one of the "good" ones.

7. He loves his mama but couldn't give a damn about disrespecting any other women.

8. Gets his kids one weekend out the month. Doesn't complain about paying child support, mostly. Or, he struck a deal with his baby mama that doesn't involve the court system; he misses payments every now and then but pays what he can, when he can.

9. Raising his kids by himself, or having his mama watch them. He's one of the good ones because unlike the others, he decided to step up to the plate. Demands a trophy for taking care of HIS responsibilities (like women have always done).

10. Hasn't seen his kids in a while, but he posts pics of them on his social media page that he steals off their mama's page, so it's all good. World's #1 dad. One of the good ones. Deceiving women online since 2004 (*facebook).

11. Recovered born-again alcoholic, woman beater, hoe, drug-dealer and now the Lord, or hardship has turned his life around. Usually wants to fuck on the first date, claims he's been saving himself for you (lol). He's one of the "good" ones, the sheep who finally found his way home; that is, now that he's downtrodden, suffering from ailments, in poverty, going blind, dick don't stand up no more, etc... Now he wants you to be there for him because he's one of the "good" ones. Get the fuck outta here.

12. Wants to take care of you and other sister wives in his non-existent kingdom. Wants to populate the world with his seed (like he doesn't already have a shitload of kids with different women). He is so-called guided and anointed. Here's the catch, he can't afford to buy even a roll of toilet paper to wipe his shitty behind. That is where you and the other sister wives come into play to pick up the pieces of his disheveled life and support him with your pussy, finances and womb.

13. Let’s not forget the "good guy" that's bummy, awkward and more than likely isn’t anything to write home about in the looks department. He will tell you “Women don't like me because I'm a nerd" when really it's because he's corny af (as fuck) and doesn't know how to hold a conversation with a woman. Usually can be found being unproductive or denting up somebody's couch playing Xbox all day.

14. He’s willing to take care of the kids of other women he shacks up with but the only time his baby mother can get anything from him is if she’s serving him pussy on the platter when he drops off his donation. He hates that she didn't use birth control because he only likes to fuck raw, but the fact he nutted in her is irrelevant.

15. Says it's hard to find good women because we all want thugs. Couldn't be because something is wrong with his ass.

16. Gave the streets his best years. Now that he's old, broken and decrepit he wants to settle down with you or any woman who will take him. His options are limited these days.

17. The ones who used to be good but aren't good anymore because somebody hurt them; usually their ex, mama, baby mama, job, child support, their homeboy, etc.

18. The former high-school / college jock that is now 40-50+ years old who constantly talks about his glory days like it was yesterday. Because it was the last time he did anything productive with his life.

19. He wipes his ass.

Did I miss anybody?