Things that make bums commit:
*these are in no particular order*

1. Homelessness
2. Broke
3. Just lost his job
4. Old age
5. Sickness/Health issues/In dire need of a nurse-live in aide
6. Hunger
7. The frigid cold
8. Costly child support payments
9. Mama kicked him out
10. Side-chick don't want him no more
11. Life is too hard w/o his woman chiping in 50/50
12. A wealthy woman
13. To keep his boyfriend a secret
14. Needs a green card/trying to get Nationality after his school-work visa expires
15. Baby Mama don't want him living with her no more
16. He was given an ultimatum and didn't have anywhere else to go
17. PRISON-Incarceration (will dump her once he gets out *disregard if in prison for life or on death row)
18. Co-dependent/Looking for a mother-figure
19. Military Benefits/Benefits
20. Looking for a mule, housekeeper, maid, cook, consistent sex partner, ect.
21. For show; it makes him look normal/productive
22. Diseased
23. It's timeeeeeeeeee... 50+ years of living, later
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1,155. Love/She's the one