Remember that one time you gave an ugly ass man a chance because you were a nice person and thought he deserved a chance to go on a real ass date. So, what did you do, you took one for the team and went out with his ugly ass. You didn't think it would amount to anything, in fact, you were confident that it wouldn't. After all, there were fine ass men still on your radar.

But lo and behold, his busted looking ass turned out to be a decent man. He even had ambitions and shit. And he made you laugh, too. After a while, you didn't even mind being seen in public with him and before you knew what had happened, you started catching real ass feelings for his ugly ass. You even told yourself that you wouldn't mind settling down with him and having his ugly ass babies.

Then lo and behold, you found out that this ugly mfer was nothing but a scammer who learned how to weasel his way into good looking women's lives. But what's even more shocking is the fact that this mfer had the nerve to have the mentality and audacity of a good-looking man due to all the sympathy dates he received. In the end, he ended up burning your ass.

You were left wondering what the fuck just happened. Mfer did the ultimate catfish. But the worst part about it is now mfers who look like him are your type, but you know they're not really your type. They're only your semi-type because of the ugly mfer you chose to sympathy date. Ugh, life. Just goes to show, you have to be careful who you allow in your life. Never know what you'll start to desire.

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